Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose
I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it
when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is
what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
people who use the word “rad” unironically are my favorite kind of people